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Saturday’s stroll along the waterfront confirmed my suspicion: we have entered peak traffic light season. Red, yellow and green wherever you look. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And a dangerous season it is. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The yellows tend to disappear:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And the red and green don’t wait their turn, but signal all at once. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The confusion doesn’t end here: Felted candy nests on hair’<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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myopic wildlife settles on chests<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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or plays impostor as a beast of burden<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Beards get stuck in tinsel coils,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Trees sprout on ears<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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and liberal helpings of x-mas libations make it hard to take a steady picture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Starry-eyed children wonder why Santa is wearing Daddy’s rubber boots<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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and shady-eyed beavers fully succumb to anthropomorphizing…..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Some people revert to springier greens, not a good idea given the weather:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And some people flee across the tracks to avoid having demonstrators reminding us of the real world during traffic light season.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I’m making that up, of course, for all I know these lovely folks just gave a huge donation to Mercy Corps around the corner. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Portland never disappoints, even if mutant Santas lurk in corners…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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and some participants in the caroling elevate the color code of traffic light season to neon …<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Regardless of season PDX continues to put a bird on it….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And for today’s listening pleasure go to these satires: http:\/\/mentalfloss.com\/article\/72216\/8-christmas-song-parodies-sing-holiday<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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