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We were walking along the promenade, kids visiting from L.A., a rare treat. The sky and the light changed rapidly, threatening showers, then sun emerging. Remarking on the brown, muddy water of the Willamette river, I mused about writing about the dangers of cyber war for water treatment centers. “You shouldn’t,” I was told, “it’s too depressing.” Couldn’t help but think of a snarky poem from the 1930s, by one of Germany’s most astute satirists and writers, Erich K\u00e4stner. He urged to face the truth and not insist on pretending that the world is all right. I follow, quite obviously, in his footsteps, with the same approach, though not his talent. (Below is the original for my German readers and my attempts at translation which can, of course, not capture the elegance of his rhymes, but I think I got the gist.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“Und wo bleibt das Positive, Herr K\u00e4stner?”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Und immer wieder schickt ihr mir Briefe,\nin denen ihr, dick unterstrichen, schreibt:\n\u00bbHerr K\u00e4stner, wo bleibt das Positive?\u00ab\nJa, wei\u00df der Teufel, wo das bleibt.\n\nNoch immer r\u00e4umt ihr dem Guten und Sch\u00f6nen\nden leeren Platz \u00fcberm Sofa ein.\nIhr wollt euch noch immer nicht dran gew\u00f6hnen,\ngescheit und trotzdem tapfer zu sein.\n\nIhr braucht schon wieder mal Vaseline,\nmit der ihr das trockene Brot beschmiert.\nIhr sagt schon wieder, mit gl\u00e4ubiger Miene:\n\u00bbDer siebente Himmel wird frisch tapeziert!\u00ab\n\nIhr streut euch Zucker \u00fcber die Schmerzen\nund denkt, unter Zucker verschw\u00e4nden sie.\nIhr baut schon wieder Balkons vor die Herzen\nund nehmt die strampelnde Seele aufs Knie.\n\nDie Spezies Mensch ging aus dem Leime\nund mit ihr Haus und Staat und Welt.\nIhr w\u00fcnscht, da\u00df ich\u2019s h\u00fcbsch zusammenreime,\nund denkt, da\u00df es dann zusammenh\u00e4lt?\n\nIch will nicht schwindeln. Ich werde nicht schwindeln.\nDie Zeit ist schwarz, ich mach euch nichts weis.\nEs gibt genug Lieferanten von Windeln.\nUnd manche liefern zum Selbstkostenpreis.\n\nHabt Sonne in s\u00e4mtlichen K\u00f6rperteilen\nund wickelt die Sorgen in Seidenpapier!\nDoch tut es rasch. Ihr m\u00fc\u00dft euch beeilen.\nSonst werden die Sorgen gr\u00f6\u00dfer als ihr.\n\nDie Zeit liegt im Sterben. Bald wird sie begraben.\nIm Osten zimmern sie schon den Sarg.\nIhr m\u00f6chtet gern euren Spa\u00df dran haben \u2026?\nEin Friedhof ist kein Lunapark.\n\n\n*************************************************<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd Where\u2019s the Positive, Herr K\u00e4stne<\/strong>r?\u201c\n\nYou send me letters, again and again,\nwith the question, thickly underlined:\n\"Mr. K\u00e4stner, where\u2019s the positive?\"\nWell, the devil knows where it's at in these times. \n\nYou\u2019re still reserving the empty space\nabove the couch for the good and the bright.\nYou still deny that, besides being smart,\nyou need to summon your courage all right.\n\nYou retreat, once again, to Vaseline \nto pretend there's butter on the stale, old bread.\nYou insist, yet again, with a trusting mien:\n\"Upgrades to seventh heaven are right ahead.\"\n\nYou sprinkle sugar on top of your pain\nand assume the sugar will make it flee.\nYou overstretch your wide-open heart \nand rock your flailing soul on your knees.\n\nThe human species has been falling apart\nand with it house and state and world.\nYou request that I'll fix it with a pretty rhyme\nand think that that way the pieces hold?\n\nI don't want to lie. I will not lie.\nTimes are black, no white-washing can be allowed.\nThere are others who\u2019ll pamper you happily\nand some even do it for free in this crowd. \n\nInvite the sun to all body parts,\nand wrap up your worries in tissue paper!\nBut do it quickly. You have to hurry,\nor else the worries get greater and greater.\n\nAn era is dying. It will soon be buried.\nIn the East the casket is fashioned right now.\nYou'd still like your fun and games in a flurry?\nA graveyard is no amusement show.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
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So what is it about water that makes me invite you to store enough to last for some days for you and your pets, independent of earthquake prep?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
 
Cyber attacks can unfortunately do more than just interrupt water testing. They can actually manipulate things to poison the water. Why should that happen here, you ask? Well, that’s probably the same question pondered by almost any municipality in this country and the you have cases like the one in Oldsmar, Florida, last year.  A hacker, using someone else’s stolen credentials, gained control of the operational panels and drove up sodium hydroxide content in the water to poisonous levels. It was caught, fortunately, swiftly enough to prevent lasting damage, but that was a question of luck. (Ref<\/a>.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The Biden administration has certainly been on alert for the threats, during normal times associated with cyber criminals or individual actors. They have an active program<\/a> in the works to heighten security measures. How that plays out if we are – however indirectly – at war or in conflict with more sophisticated and powerful state actors, I have no clue.  We are seeing in real time how a population can be cut off from water during a war, as reported from Ukraine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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And yet these worries are a drop in the bucket, compared to the general situation of water scarcity and quality in the world. Here is  ICCP’s new report<\/a> on the ravages half of the world is facing in the light of climate change. I think we can all intuit the overall picture. What I did not know is how few of the suggested adaptation strategies are actually tested for whether they work or not. These strategies are aimed at water hazards (droughts, floods, groundwater depletion, glacier depletion) or water-related direct responses (irrigation, rainwater harvesting and wetlands conservation).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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There are more than 1,800 climate change adaptation strategies registered worldwide,  yet only 359 had been analyzed for effectiveness.  We do not know if most of these strategies actually reduce the impacts of climate change on health, safety and economy. Here is an overview<\/a> of the types of adaptive measure we are talking about and what we know they might or might not accomplished. A muddy picture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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No white-washing then, even if we wanted to.  But before you curse me for drowning you in miserable thoughts at the beginning of the weekend, here is an antidote<\/a>. A bit of sugar to sprinkle, if you will, after all. The link describes the public hotline where you can dial in to receive a (pre-recorded) pep talk by – Kindergarteners!  Call 707-998-8410. My favorite: option #4 – the laughter of 5 year-olds as a cheer-me-up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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A pod village for the houseless, next to the Hawthorne Bridge<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Music today is, of course, Muddy Waters<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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